Sgt. Nutcracker Sez: An Idea for your Cyber Monday Shopping

Posted: November 30, 2015 in Uncategorized

Here’s the scoop on shopping. This blog’s usual writer, Valerie Finnigan likes giving gifts for Christmas, Chanuka, Kwanzaa, Festivus, or even no reason at all. This time of year, however, she particularly hates shopping. A lot of people have a hard time through the cold, dark winter.

However, I, Sgt. Garry Owen Kilroy Nutcracker, love this time of year more than Black Friday shoppers love doorbuster sales. It’s a time for care packages, cards, and pretending our MRE’s are as good as a homecooked holiday dinner. (The secret ingredient is imagination, kids!) Most importantly, it’s that time of year when I’m least likely to be shoved into storage and forgotten.

Anyway, I’m taking over the blog for today to talk about the perks for supporting Tiger on the Storm. The creative team behind this project is offering everything ranging from undying gratitude, to autographed books, to original artwork, and lots of military memorabilia. The books and artwork will make great gifts for the vets in your life, the comics fans, or for the kids who certainly are not being taught about the Korean War or Desert Storm in schools. The military enthusiast in your family will appreciate the memorabilia. Anyone in your family like Dean Cain, Sybil Danning, or fellow soldier Dana Bowman? Donate to this cause, and you may snag an autograph. And if you want any or all of these things for yourself. donate and you’ll find yourself on Santa’s “nice” list.

On the other hand, if you don’t support our troops, don’t like comics, and don’t know anyone who does, well, WHAT’S YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?! Go find some friends who do, then get back here and donate! sgt nutcracker sez

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